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Archive for January 2010

Eye on the Prize

January 29, 2010

by margo fontaine Many people are emotional eaters and I’ve been thinking lately about whether I might be one of them. After a lot of consideration, I have come to the realization that more than anything else, I eat when I’m bored. In theory, this seems easy enough to conquer—though there is a reason “theory” […]

Guestblogger: J. Simp

January 29, 2010

Hey y’all!  Just droppin’ by to show you how sexy I used to be, before I fattened up, wrecked the Dallas Cowboys, stocked my closet with mom jeans, and started singin’ at chili cook-offs.  Y’all know I’m still singin’, right?  Y’all know I’m not really Daisy Duke, right?  That’s just my movie business homonym. I […]

Friday fat check

January 29, 2010

by kiki dogwood Fluke or not, I got on the scale this morning and weighed 2.4 pounds less than I did last Friday.  This seems like an usually high amount of weight for me to lose in one week, but hey.  I’ll take it.  If I lose nothing in the coming week, we’ll know why.  […]

Kick it.

January 28, 2010

by margo fontaine The treadmills at the gym in my apartment complex were full again, so I decided to finally break open the copy of the P90X hoopla that I’ve been avoiding in search of some cardio. With that as my goal, I started with Cardio X, which was a decent workout in spite of […]

high waters

January 28, 2010

by kiki dogwood I pulled out some black Adidas running pants from my bottom drawer tonight, headed to the gym, and hopped onto the only available treadmill, which was in front of a mirror.  This is when I first noticed that my pants were too short.  That good for nothing dryer shrunk my pants.  Damn […]

Today’s Mantra

January 28, 2010

by margo fontaine “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” —Kate Moss Most of the time when I see Kate Moss, I think she could benefit from laying off the cocaine and eating a few sandwiches. But today, I’d settle for a little more Kate Moss and a little less thunder thigh.

Tufted

January 28, 2010

What I saw in the mirror today.

Run it

January 28, 2010

by kiki dogwood Here’s the thing about not giving your all to cardio:  it doesn’t matter how motivated you are in the weight room– squeezing out extra squat reps or lunging your way across the building– if you’re carrying 20, or even 10 extra pounds on your frame.  Sure, you might be healthier and you […]

No dress code.

January 27, 2010

by kiki dogwood Is your office job standing in the way of obtaining skinny thighs?  Because Russian women, who always have their eyes on the prize, never get fat at work.  You need to write TPS report to get this program instituted, stat.

I want to go to there.

January 27, 2010

by margo fontaine Reebok and Cirque du Soleil have come up with a new workout called Jukari Fit to Fly (“jukari” being Italian for “play”). It involves a trapeze-type apparatus and other things that hang from the ceiling, and it looks like a total blast to me. One more reason for me to miss New […]