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Archive for February 2010

A new friend

February 27, 2010

by margo fontaine Hey, Nike and Athena.  Remember when I said I was going to start introducing you around?  Well, today’s the day, ladies.  I’d like you to meet Gisele.  She’s your upstairs neighbor, and she’s been dying to get to know you better, but she just moved here and is kind of shy around […]

Chin up, Margo!

February 26, 2010

by kiki dogwood Drink your water, lay off the caffeine, and for God’s sake that better have been a skinny margarita you had last night.  Why on Earth would you drink without me?  If you’re going to fail, come down here and I’ll either talk you out of it or we’ll fail together.  We have […]

Friday Fat Check

February 26, 2010

by margo fontaine Today’s weigh in is 139.4, which is up .6 from last Friday—BUT the lowest I’ve been all week, so a nice surprise.   (I know, I know, I need to stop weighing myself every day. I’ll try harder this week.)  Aside from yesterday’s Smashed iPhone French Fry Binge (okay, fine, and I […]

Here’s an idea

February 25, 2010

by kiki dogwood So cuckoo Kirstie Alley was on Oprah today and played a clip of her new reality show, “Kirstie Alley’s Big Fat Life” where she had the brilliant idea of referring to the amount of weight she needed to lose in stones rather than pounds.  Got 90 pounds to lose?  No problem!  It’s […]

The reason I’m not counting any more calories today:

February 25, 2010

by margo fontaine

Thanks, Brooke.

February 25, 2010

by margo fontaine Hey, remember her? Used to be on the E! channel all the time, swimsuit model, winner of a season of “Dancing With The Stars”?  Once upon a time, she also did a couple of workout video’s with Gunnar Peterson, a celebrity fitness trainer who was a big proponent of using the stability […]

Wednesday weigh-in

February 24, 2010

by kiki dogwood 166.6 bitches!  Two pounds gone!  Sayonara, muffin top! The husband tried to throw his weigh-in with heavier clothes and lost three pounds anyway.  Suck it, husband. My goal, by the way– my “let’s be serious about when we feel good naked” goal– is 140, or 141.6 dressed on the JC scale.  At […]

Fingers crossed

February 24, 2010

by kiki dogwood Weigh-in today at 5:00.  We’ll see if this $125 per week diet accomplished anything.  Whatdoyouwannabet my husband lost 6 pounds?  He doesn’t read this blog because he thinks we’re mean.  So I can say, “Bite me, husband!”

102-day Shred

February 23, 2010

by kiki dogwood Hey bitch, it’s been a while, right?  Remember when I used to run for 20 minutes and then, just for fun, you’d kick my ass in the living room at 9:00 at night?  And I’d cuss at you and call you names?  I’d live for the moment when you accuse me of […]

Hey buddy,

February 23, 2010

by margo fontaine How’s it going?