SkinnyThighs
Get to work, bitch. (probably NSFW.)

Dear Garbage,

by kiki dogwood

Dear McDonalds Chicken Sandwiches, dear BBQ sausage, dear gluten-free oatmeal chocolate chip cookies,

I hope you had a pleasant week in my mouth, my stomach and eventually my toilet, because the free ride is over, friends.  Margs wants me back on track and no rain, or electrical outage, or cute naked baby is going to derail my gym schedule again.  I lost 2.4 pounds last week and where were you?  Exactly.  Someone else’s toilet, but not mine.

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One Response to “Dear Garbage,”

  1. YES! Welcome back, Keekers.

    Suck it, Garbage!!


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