Get to work, bitch. (probably NSFW.)

Bikini Challenge 2010

by kiki dogwood

Hey bitch!  You know that local pool not far from your place?  The famous one with all the cute lifeguards?  Meet me there on Saturday, June 5th at 2pm, in nothing but that bikini you bought last year and wore a whopping one time.  That’s 16 weeks from now– more than enough time to lose 24 pounds at a good pace.  Put on that bikini, some high wedge sandals if they make you feel sexy, but not if you’re going to fall, oversize sunglasses, and bring your Carrie Underwood thighs.  Nothing else.  Well, maybe a necklace, as shown below.  No wraps, no shorts, no skirts.  You’d better not be drunk.

sator arepo on flickr


5 Responses to “Bikini Challenge 2010”

  1. I kind of wish I was dead a little bit.

  2. Shaaaaad-up. No you don’t.


  3. Can I join the Bikini Challenge?

  4. Margs, can Faith join the bikini challenge?


  5. YES!!

    (As long as it doesn’t mean I have to post my before pictures up here, because: NO WAY am I doing that.)


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: