Get to work, bitch. (probably NSFW.)

Here’s an idea

by kiki dogwood

So cuckoo Kirstie Alley was on Oprah today and played a clip of her new reality show, “Kirstie Alley’s Big Fat Life” where she had the brilliant idea of referring to the amount of weight she needed to lose in stones rather than pounds.  Got 90 pounds to lose?  No problem!  It’s only 6 1/2 stones left to go.  Almost there, right?  I have 1.8 stones and I’ll be in that bikini!  Doesn’t it sound like it’s nothing?  “I had one stone left to lose but I took a poop and now it’s gone.”  Awesome!

These were the days


3 Responses to “Here’s an idea”

  1. I LOVE this idea. Especially after the day I had today. 1 stone to go. WOO!! You really know how to cheer a girl, Kiki. What would I do without you?


    PS: Damn, Kirstie used to be a fox.

    PPS: if you have a whole stone of poop in you, I really think you should see a physician.

  2. Dear. Lord.

    We need to get drunk and hang out with Kirstie Alley. Oooh, or better yet: Kirstie’s assistants.

    Also, Oprah needs to not talk about booty calls. Ever. Again.


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