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Archive for April 2010

Hi there, Lardy Lou.

April 30, 2010

by margo fontaine KIKI LOUISE DOGWOOD. Two margaritas and lobster enchiladas?  What the hell is the matter with you?  Is it that you want to humiliate yourself in a public setting full of many many people in the broad light of day while wearing next to nothing in exactly 36 days? Advertisements

Friday fat check

April 30, 2010

by margo fontaine 131.8 Margo’s back, bitches.

Can I interest you in a tall drink of water?

April 30, 2010

by kiki dogwood

I will cut you, Kiki

April 29, 2010

by margo fontaine The most amazing fantastically BEST part of that time I saw Sarah Palin was that I was wearing this: She signed it for me and everything!  Probably because she couldn’t read it.  Kiki gets to be buried in it tomorrow, after I murder her for spreading vicious lies about me around the […]

Margo’s dream come true

April 29, 2010

by kiki dogwood I’ve been waiting for Margo to spill the beans to all of you about running into one of her idols– an outright girl crush, really– at the airport and having an experience that is surely the highlight of her life:  giving her a hug. Why don’t you tell us about it, Margo?

I’m tired of your sass

April 29, 2010

by margo fontaine Dear 120: Love and kisses, Margs and Dusty Springfield

My body stay vicious

April 29, 2010

by kiki dogwood What are you doing today?  At the office?  That sucks.  I’m going to put my hair in a side ponytail and be up in the gym just working on my fitness if you need me.

I miss you, please come back

April 28, 2010

by margo fontaine Dear 131, I hope you like roses.  I saw these today and thought of you.  I have been really missing you a lot, and I feel just terrible about the way things have been going the past few weeks.  I never meant to send you packing when I started talking about 120.  […]

What do we hate more?

April 28, 2010

by kiki dogwood 1) That she’s a year late in dressing like/dancing like/being Lady Gaga 2) The dollar sign in her name 3) That she rhymed swagger with Mick Jagger 4) That she would use Mick Jagger as an example of a handsome man Her thighs are hot, though.  I don’t usually think so because […]

Four things

April 28, 2010

by kiki dogwood Four things that make Modified* Fat Flush Hearts Kat Eden bearable: SweetLeaf.  All natural Stevia and 1 gram of fiber.  Zero calories. Organicville Salad Dressing.  100 delicious calories and 3 grams of sugar.  Made with apple cider vinegar which is a huge component of the Fat Flush Plan.  Last time around I […]