Get to work, bitch. (probably NSFW.)

Listen up, 120:

by margo fontaine


You can fight if you want to, but YOU. WILL. LOSE.  I own you.  I own your whole family.  You can tell your sister 115 to wipe that smug smile off her bitch face, because she’s next on my list and she should be very afraid.

Do I look like I’m joking?

Let’s dance,
Margo Fontaine


5 Responses to “Listen up, 120:”

  1. That’s my girl.

  2. Yeah, well, your girl tipped the scales at 135 this morning, which is some BULLSHIT.

  3. Did you have dinner late last night? I notice that if I eat past 8:00 that I weigh more in the morning than if I’d had a 7:00 dinner. Drink your water. You’re fine, I know it. And eat your fiber!

  4. Maybe. And my eating is kind of screwed up on the weekends, so I’m going to go with that. And drink my water. Thanks, Kiks.

  5. During the week I can eat perfectly – the weekends? – forget it! Its like the control section of my brain is … well … away for the weekend!

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