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Archive for May 2010

New squats

May 28, 2010

by margo fontaine Strong Man Squats.  Here we go. Get in standard squat position, with feet slightly wider than shoulder width.  These squats are all about slower speed and control.  Focus on your glutes and squeeze them on your way up in the squat. You’re going to lower down on a 5 count—not getting to […]

Friday fat check

May 28, 2010

129.0 lbs. 23.7% body fat Better than I thought it would be by about 3 lbs and a whole percent.  Forserious. I have not been having enough water, for sure, but I have also eaten cake.

This blog is funny

May 26, 2010

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I don’t care anymore

May 26, 2010

I keep telling myself it’s a phase and it will pass, but it has been 5 days and it’s not passing. I don’t care anymore.  I don’t care if I’m fat.  I don’t care if I look like ass in a bikini.  I don’t care if I’m publically humiliated on Kiki’s birthday.  I don’t care […]

Wednesday weigh-in

May 26, 2010

by margo fontaine for kiki dogwood Okay, you guys.  Kiki is without internet for a yet-to-be determined period, so you’re stuck with me.  I know she’s the conversationalist and the more interesting one, but she’ll still be able to comment from her Blackberry—just not post.  And I’m about to lose my nuts at work because […]

Miss Mindy

May 25, 2010

Miss Mindy has agreed to let us see the results of her successful lap-band surgery.  My ass doesn’t even look this good right now.

OMG, you guys

May 25, 2010

Coconut oil had BETTER freakin’ be good for you, because I just used so much of it to make my dinner and my random chicken intake for the week. Has anyone else tried this besides Kiki?  Kat Eden says she eats it like soup, and Kat Eden looks like a freaking lady Adonis.  So it […]

Buck up and try these

May 25, 2010

Today my class was circuit training and it was hard as shit, but it was awesome.  One of the circuits was push-ups with a twist. Get a sturdy pressurized ball—like a basketball, but if you have a smaller one that’s as sturdy, it would be better (ours were weighted, and that helped, too).  In push […]

So, I already quit

May 25, 2010

-kiki dogwood Starting a fast before purchasing and moving into a new house with my dear husband may have not have been the greatest idea because we have too much to celebrate, and we celebrate with alcohol and food.  And we did.  So I’m off, but I feel good and hope that this has an […]

New challenge, ladies!

May 25, 2010

One hundred push-ups.  Let’s go.