Get to work, bitch. (probably NSFW.)


by margo fontaine

I was walking down the stairs of my parking garage this morning and I saw my shadow and I thought to myself, “I’ll be damned if those aren’t some skinnier thighs!”  I know it was mostly a light trick, but the fact that I am at a place where the light is able to maneuver itself around my thighs to play such a trick, is very exciting to me.  Thank you for making my morning, Sunshine.

Now, we have just got to solve this business of the lumpiness.  Kiki, you mentioned The Cellulite Solution before.  Are you reading it, or did you just read about it online?


3 Responses to “Progress”

  1. Wachutalkinbout? I don’t know that book.

  2. I didn’t read the whole PARAGRAPH, dummy. I only read the last sentence.

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