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Archive for June 2010

Miss Mathilda

June 30, 2010

by kiki dogwood Yesterday I was looking at some art house/haute couture photos of Tilda Swinton and was surprised to read that not only does she have a husband and twin children, but she also has another lover.  And her husband is cool with that.  What the fuck? Is she a wife to both of […]

Way to go, girl.

June 29, 2010

by kiki dogwood This is for my girl, Sandy, whose divorce from that disease-mongering, womanizing douche bag became final recently.  I would put up sexier pictures but guess what?  There aren’t any.  You’re a cornball pretending to be sexy when sexy is your sense of humor.  Stop it with the sheer shirts and lingerie. Sandy, […]

Does anyone actually look like this?

June 29, 2010

by margo fontaine

Miley Cyrus what?

June 28, 2010

by kiki dogwood Miley Cyrus does not deserve to have her name uttered by these lips. I’m finding that I don’t feel like talking about skinny thighs right now and would rather talk about other things, like old lady boobs.  Is that ok?

What I do while Kiki is drinking white sangria from a box*

June 27, 2010

by margo fontaine Here’s the insane fucking workout that I can’t believe I lived through in order to tell Kiki about and make her eyes cross. The circuit: 1) 5 aerobics step benches in a line.  Jump on and off them going forward down the line (think obstacle course style): first jumping sideways facing the […]

Friday fat check

June 25, 2010

by margo fontaine 129.8 lbs 23.8% body fat I know I’m ever-so-slightly going down, so I guess that’s good.  But I am being completely lazy about it—ie: not making any real effort in the diet department—and getting a lot of help from the you-always-weigh-less-on-the-seventh-day fairy.  I didn’t think that was a real thing, but Kiki […]

Your new assignment.

June 23, 2010

kiki: write a letter to 145.  GO. xo, margs

KIKI.

June 22, 2010

It is your turn.  Post something. Kisses, Margs

Bethenny Comes Correct

June 18, 2010

by margo fontaine Guess what’s in my hand right now. 100% blue agave tequila.  Real lime juice.  Triple sec.  Sweetened with agave nectar.  All natural.  100 calories for a 4 ounce serving. And it is DELICIOUS.  Definitely on the sweet side, but much crisper and cleaner tasting than most other ready-to-drink cocktails.  Very fresh.  Plus, […]

Friday fat check

June 18, 2010

by margo fontaine 130.6 lbs 24.2% fat I wish I had something witty to say, but I’m having cognitive difficulties right now.  So, I’ll just leave it at: I am eating whatever the fuck I want today.