Get to work, bitch. (probably NSFW.)

Does anyone actually look like this?

by margo fontaine

Heidi said knock you out.


3 Responses to “Does anyone actually look like this?”

  1. This strikes me as the kind of photoshoot that one takes a month to prepare for.

  2. And collapses directly after, to be driven immediately to a steakhouse for reparation of the damage done by… oh, I don’t know… say, a 30 juice fast or the Master Cleanse?

    Unless you’re Heidi Klum. She probably gave birth 20 minutes before this was taken.

  3. Yes. You can tell because she has that maternal glisten.

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