Get to work, bitch. (probably NSFW.)

Archive for July 2010

Friday FAT check: Holy Mother of God edition

July 30, 2010

by margo fontaine 133.8 lbs. 24.8% fat* (* I weighed myself 4 times this morning within the span of 5 minutes and got 4 different numbers, ranging from 132.6 to 135.4.  ONE THIRTY FIVE POINT FOUR.  That would be almost 5 pounds in two weeks, so I just can’t believe it’s true.  I blame PMS, […]

I don’t want to quit…

July 25, 2010

by margo fontaine …but I don’t think I can do this by myself. So, now what?

Friday fat check

July 16, 2010

by margo fontaine 131.4 lbs 24.4% body fat super dehydrated My exercise class is going to be over in 2 weeks and another won’t start until fall… so I need to get my act together.  I also need to take another vacation from booze and I don’t wanna.

“Noggin” is a real thing.

July 15, 2010

by margo fontaine And it’s interesting!  Check it:

Wednesday weigh-in?

July 14, 2010

Kiki? Anyone? Is this thing on?


July 14, 2010

by margo fontaine Did cellulite exist in the 40’s? I mean, I know that’s a ridiculous question, but doesn’t it seem like there’s just a lot more of it now than, say, 50 or 60 or 200 years ago?  Is it just that we show more skin now?  Or is it that we’re a disgusting […]

Skinny Thighs

July 12, 2010

by margo fontaine This is Sylvie Guillem, a french ballet dancer with amazing legs. She can also do some pretty amazing things with those amazing legs.

Friday fat check

July 9, 2010

by margo fontaine 129.6 lbs 23.8% body fat Again. How’s that Bikini-Challenge-For-Real-This-Time-At-A-Bar-on-July 31st body coming along, Kiki?

Did you hear the one about…

July 6, 2010

by margo fontaine …how eating like a wackadoo makes your bones hate you? Click here. (But really: click here.) Oh, Gwynnie. You can say it’s a vitamin deficiency all you want, and I hope the sunshine does your body good.  But do you think I’m stupid? Sunshine is good for you.  SO IS PROTEIN.  Eat […]

Some fucked up shit

July 6, 2010

by kiki dogwood Yesterday I was vegging out during the baby’s nap and watching an Mtv “True Life” about super hot gay guys who fly across the country to fuck morbidly obese gay guys in their big fat poopers.  What the fuck is going on here?  In gay life and in straight life there are […]