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Archive for August 2010

Time out

August 22, 2010

OK. I did not post a Friday Fat Check because I suddenly found myself to be entangled in a sneaky hate spiral (do yourself a favor, readers, and click on that glorious link).  I’m not entirely sure how to get out of it when Scale is being such a fantastic asshole and not doing his […]

The way it is

August 18, 2010

by margo fontaine Inexplicably, I did not wake up yesterday morning looking like this: I KNOW.  What gives? In this case, I’m pretty sure what gives is that I have the stamina of a jelly fish and have a hard time with self-motivation.  And that I’m not 5’11” and a super gorgeous model.  Duh. So, […]

Friday fat check

August 13, 2010

by margo fontaine 132.4 lbs. 24.7% fat. I’m thinking of changing the name of this blog to ThunderThighs.

Alcohol and Fitness

August 12, 2010

by margo fontaine This guy’s pop-up bubbles are annoying, but it’s a helpful way of hearing the information. (Although, if it makes you want to drink without eating, DON’T.  That is really bad for your insulin levels.)

Okay, you guys

August 10, 2010

by margo fontaine I seriously suck at the New #1 Water Rule and I’m having a hard time locating my will power in order to commit to this most excellent reader challenge provided by Badass Faith. The first couple of days, I did great.  Even when my bladder started to protest because it did not […]

Friday fat check

August 6, 2010

by margo fontaine 131.0 lbs 24.2% fat Down 2.8 from last week—proving that either it was totally PMS or the water rule is totally awesome, and maybe both.  But I still feel totally doughy, y’all!  Totally doughy and gross and unmotivated. I’ve gotta get my mojo back if I’m going to show 120 the vegas […]

Yes sir, Master Chief

August 5, 2010

by margo fontaine Okie doke, Annondog.  Shall we construct for you a bootcamp?  I’m no expert, by any means.  But if you’re game, I’m game.  And If we can help, that’s what we’re here for!  Here’s what I need to know: • What did your last bootcamp consist of?  (Was it broken into sections?  Different […]

Faith, what’s our due date?

August 3, 2010

by margo fontaine Ladies, the next challenge on our calendars is The Vegas Showgirl Challenge, proposed by Faith. So: Faith is calling the shots! 1.) What’s the date of the challenge? 2.) What are those of us not going to Vegas going to do to commemorate said challenge? You are running the show, baby, so […]

New Rule #1

August 2, 2010

by margo fontaine Okay, super awesome readers.  Do you really think we can lose 10 lbs in 2 months, which is the New Challenge Proposed by Faith and Inspired by Vegas™?  Give us a due date, Faith! I’m not sure I’m on this train to be honest with you; 10 lbs in 2 months just […]