New Rule #1

by margo fontaine

Okay, super awesome readers.  Do you really think we can lose 10 lbs in 2 months, which is the New Challenge Proposed by Faith and Inspired by Vegas™?  Give us a due date, Faith!

I’m not sure I’m on this train to be honest with you; 10 lbs in 2 months just sounds like a lot of sacrifice to me right now.  BUT.  I AM going to get there!  As soon as I’ve finished the cheesy rice and chicken casserole from the fridge and this bottle of delicious Tangueray Rangpur has been pried from my cold dead grip put to bed.  One step at a time, ay?

So.  New Rule #1: DRINK MORE WATER.

We all know the adult beverages are our downfall.  And I don’t know about you, kittens, but I’m at the point where quitting cold turkey is less appealing to me than being thin.  I KNOW.  I have problems.  But I hear Lindsey Lohan just got out of jail so maybe she can give me some pointers.  ANYWAY…

FOR EVERY ADULT BEVERAGE YOU CONSUME,
YOU MUST ALSO CONSUME 24 OUNCES OF WATER.

Stop with the whining and the incredulous looks!  Faith’s idea was to make you drink a litre.  That’s 33.8 ounces, math wizards!  You’re welcome.

Who’s in?

Water. You know you want it.