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Archive for February 2012

Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson, Guestblogger Extraordinaire

February 21, 2012

Whatup, my divas. Listen. Ladies, ladies, ladies.  Haven’t we  been all over this before? Look.  I told you that I’m busy.  I got some badass motherfuckin’ shit to take care of.  It’s just the nature of being me.  Somebody has got to dole out the motherfucking mojo on this planet, right?  You’re welcome. But you […]

So far to go.

February 19, 2012

So, one would think that when you’re at the top of an acceptable weight range for your height and then you drop 18 pounds that you could put on a bikini and head to the beach, looking fantastic. Such is not the case after 2 babies and not working out since the summer of 2010. […]


February 19, 2012

18.5 pounds in 11 days. . . . . . . . . (Kiki has dropped the mic and exited the stage to go juice some oranges.)


February 18, 2012

I’m a little mad at myself for all of those days that I was just dropping one pound at a time, slowly going into starvation mode.  I’m going to go back to my original post about this in 2010 and adjust the recipe and make a note to drink enough calories.  I’m having about 2.5 […]


February 17, 2012

-kiki dogwood WHAT THE FUCK, Y’ALL?  I HAVEN’T EATEN IN 10 DAYS. So, the baby weight from baby #2 is gone but I’m still wearing a mild muffin belt.  7 more pounds of baby weight from baby #1 remain.  That’s 16 pounds down in 9 days. Who knew that 400 calories would send my body […]


February 16, 2012

Still 160.  Not the post I wanted to make today. I’m not drinking enough.  Here’s the issue:  I’m not hungry, so I’m not pounding the juice like I should be and I’m probably really sending my body into starvation mode.  In the beginning I was putting 2 tablespoons of maple syrup in each bottle (200 […]

Hola, Bitches

February 15, 2012

I’m doing some community service today and just thought I’d drop by and give you a couple of reasons to stick to your fast and your (ahem, Margo) “diet.”


February 15, 2012

I’m coming for you,  150s. Shockingly, this gets easier as time goes on.  The only day I was hungry was Saturday, the 4th day.  I am a little spacey and forgetful, but luckily I can just blame it on being tired since I have 2 kids.  No one suspects a thing–  I’m not telling people […]


February 14, 2012

–Kiki Margo, is everything ok?  Did you black out? I’m at 161.  I’ve never made it past 7 days before.  Tomorrow is day 8.  I’m going for 10, hoping that by the 11th day I’m 157.  Then I’ll bounce back up 3 pounds or so, and then start dropping again by eating paleo.  Or paleo/primal, […]


February 13, 2012

When I found out that her concert in my town sold out in a few minutes to the motherfucking scalpers at stubhub I was furious.  I was quite pregnant and all I wanted to do for my birthday was see Adele. We discussed buying tickets at 300% the price from the scalpers but I’m vehemently […]