Get to work, bitch. (probably NSFW.)

Kiki Dogwood & Margo Fontaine

Kiki Dogwood is a formally fierce globe trotting minx who is currently sporting 25 extra pounds above her ideal weight and 32 pounds more than the time she was mistaken for a bobble head doll.

Margo Fontaine is a sassy chanteuse who is 10 pounds heavier than she was last year, which was already 10 too many.  She has never been mistaken for a bobble head doll and is looking forward to introducing you to her buns of steel.

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