Get to work, bitch. (probably NSFW.)

Archive for the ‘butt report’ Category

Who is Nicki Minaj?

February 13, 2012

I get it Nicki.  I really do.  I’ve liked you for a while, even in songs that I don’t otherwise like.  I defended you on facebook.  I see what you were going for:  Your own Madonna moment.  Your flow is so Busta.  You’re the new Missy.  You’re a talented Tasmanian devil with some whump in […]

Well, well, well.

February 12, 2012

by margo fontaine Kiki is right again.  As per uzhe. You know what?  I like it.

Suck on it, Nemesis.

June 7, 2010

by margo fontaine Okay, you guys.  You know about the hate/HATE relationship I have with my nemesis Cellulite. I HATE YOU, CELLULITE. Do you also know that (other than our own Kiki Dogwood) I’m the biggest skeptic ever?  Forreals.  Well, I have to say a big thank you to our own Kiki Dogwood for telling […]

Miss Mindy

May 25, 2010

Miss Mindy has agreed to let us see the results of her successful lap-band surgery.  My ass doesn’t even look this good right now.

Well lookey lookey

May 24, 2010

Miss Faith has chimed in with a tight little booty that was warming up to run 13 miles.

Margo’s real ass

May 22, 2010

For the record

May 22, 2010

by kiki dogwood Margo has a really cute butt.  Yes, she’s still carrying a couple of extra pounds that all seem to center in the same general area, but even in a skimpy 3/4 bottom bikini, which looked much better than the granny bottoms, you can see the round, firm, athletic potential.  I am envious.  […]

While I’m at it…

April 22, 2010

by margo fontaine Since I’m on a rampage, now—120, I know you can hear me, and you had better RUN—I thought I’d just go ahead and take care of all my business.  It really does make a girl feel liberated. So.  Remember when I took a break from The Brazil Butt Lift Challenge I Set […]

Onion booty

April 15, 2010

by kiki dogwood For you, reader who came to us yesterday through onionbooty.  You have no idea who you’re dealing with.

You’re going to be sorry

April 11, 2010

about all of your smack talk when I show up to Bikini Challenge and smack you with these: kisses, kiks