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Archive for the ‘celebrity guest blogger’ Category

Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson, Guestblogger Extraordinaire

February 21, 2012

Whatup, my divas. Listen. Ladies, ladies, ladies.  Haven’t we  been all over this before? Look.  I told you that I’m busy.  I got some badass motherfuckin’ shit to take care of.  It’s just the nature of being me.  Somebody has got to dole out the motherfucking mojo on this planet, right?  You’re welcome. But you […]

Hola, Bitches

February 15, 2012

I’m doing some community service today and just thought I’d drop by and give you a couple of reasons to stick to your fast and your (ahem, Margo) “diet.”

Guest blogger

February 11, 2012

Looking for me?

February 11, 2012

Oh, hi, Blogoshpere.  Were you looking for me: Molly Sims?  Well, here I am. I just dropped by to tell these bitches that June is closer than you think. Ta, Molls

Dear Margo

February 3, 2012

Guestblogger: Michael Jordan

June 16, 2010


Celebrity Guestblogger: Alessandra Ambrosio

May 16, 2010

Olá! senhoras. You sure look like you could use some help.  I’m going to tell you what I told Love Magazine.  Unfortunately, it looks like I didn’t find you in time to help you for your little Bikini Challenge.  But maybe this will help you get it together for next year. My bikini body is […]

Celebrity Guestblogger: Salma Hayek

May 6, 2010

Hola, bitches. I was lounging around in my bikini this morning and I thought about you guys.  You may have heard that I pretty much eat whatever I want and I don’t really work out or anything, except that I like to go dancing sometimes.  But I don’t want you to get the wrong idea.  […]

Guestblogger: Samuel L. Jackson

March 25, 2010

Ladies, listen up. I woke up this morning and my mojodar was going cuh-razy.  I don’t like it. And I can’t have it. I mean, dig it: as the official Earth Chapter Delegate for Universal BadAssMotherFuckertude, it’s my job to keep the moxie balance on this planet.  I mean, it’s my JOB, okay?  You don’t […]

Guestblogger: Britney Spears

March 3, 2010

HEY, Y’ALL!!! Hey. So, do ya’ll remember back before I went all cuckoonuts and stuff and used to look like this? I KNOW, Y’ALL, RIGHT?!?  Those were totally the good old days, when I could eat at In & Out Burger all the time, and make my famous Cheeto Funyun side salad (omigod, y’all, SO! […]