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April 8, 2012

– margs In light of the holiday spirit, I figure that if Christ could take the time to rise, the least I could do is offer us this: (with special thanks to Annondog for introducing me to my new girl crush.) KIKI. All I want in this life is to have such a bite-able butt.  […]


April 4, 2012

Well hello!  I didn’t realize we were back on!  I’ve been super swamped with work and taking care of my kiddos who want to rip me to pieces with their NON-STOP NEEDS and I haven’t had time to check in here.  I’m at 153.5 if you can fucking believe that.  One fast and TWO bouts […]

What’s New?

March 27, 2012

– margo Not much.  I’m in a new play.  In it, here are some of the things that are said about my character: “Some fellows marry a girl when she’s little an’ tiny.  Then, when the girl gets comfortably settled down, what does she do?  Puts on flesh, of course!  When I fell in love […]

Kiki, are you alive?

March 15, 2012

???? Just checking. xo, Margs

Friday Fat Check

March 9, 2012

This post is brought to you by BodyByFoodPoisoning. 155. Don’t be jealous, Margs.  It’s been a horrible fucking week, I assure you.  My body is now into starvation mode and eating even a cracker gives me heartburn for 8 hours.  I don’t know how to pull out of this.  I’m too weak to carry my […]

Hello, hello!

March 4, 2012

-kiki I’m back!  Well, I’ve been back for 6 days but I had to hit the ground running, playing catch-up with my life and haven’t had much time to myself.  How are you, Margs?  Sorry to be MIA.  Let’s get this party started, shall we? So I’m sure you’re all dying to know that after […]

So far to go.

February 19, 2012

So, one would think that when you’re at the top of an acceptable weight range for your height and then you drop 18 pounds that you could put on a bikini and head to the beach, looking fantastic. Such is not the case after 2 babies and not working out since the summer of 2010. […]


February 19, 2012

18.5 pounds in 11 days. . . . . . . . . (Kiki has dropped the mic and exited the stage to go juice some oranges.)


February 18, 2012

I’m a little mad at myself for all of those days that I was just dropping one pound at a time, slowly going into starvation mode.  I’m going to go back to my original post about this in 2010 and adjust the recipe and make a note to drink enough calories.  I’m having about 2.5 […]


February 17, 2012

-kiki dogwood WHAT THE FUCK, Y’ALL?  I HAVEN’T EATEN IN 10 DAYS. So, the baby weight from baby #2 is gone but I’m still wearing a mild muffin belt.  7 more pounds of baby weight from baby #1 remain.  That’s 16 pounds down in 9 days. Who knew that 400 calories would send my body […]