Get to work, bitch. (probably NSFW.)

Archive for the ‘cry for help’ Category

Dear Kiki

April 1, 2012

WHERE ARE YOU??? I bought bread AND cereal today AND drank vodka AND ate ice cream. And the ice cream had cake in it.  It was delicious. But OMIGODI’MDISGUSTING! – margs Advertisements

What’s New?

March 27, 2012

– margo Not much.  I’m in a new play.  In it, here are some of the things that are said about my character: “Some fellows marry a girl when she’s little an’ tiny.  Then, when the girl gets comfortably settled down, what does she do?  Puts on flesh, of course!  When I fell in love […]

Dear Kiki

February 2, 2012

by margo fontaine Dear Kiki, I really miss bread. Yesterday at school, I saw this dance major eating a sandwich from Jimmy John’s and I wanted to snatch the bun right off her head and steal her delicious fresh-baked-bread-y sandwich.  But then I thought, “Wait – this is a DANCE major EATING a SANDWICH?”  So, […]