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Okay, Bitches.

April 8, 2012

– margs In light of the holiday spirit, I figure that if Christ could take the time to rise, the least I could do is offer us this: (with special thanks to Annondog for introducing me to my new girl crush.) KIKI. All I want in this life is to have such a bite-able butt.  […]

Hola, Bitches

February 15, 2012

I’m doing some community service today and just thought I’d drop by and give you a couple of reasons to stick to your fast and your (ahem, Margo) “diet.”

Well, well, well.

February 12, 2012

by margo fontaine Kiki is right again.  As per uzhe. You know what?  I like it.

Looking for me?

February 11, 2012

Oh, hi, Blogoshpere.  Were you looking for me: Molly Sims?  Well, here I am. I just dropped by to tell these bitches that June is closer than you think. Ta, Molls


February 5, 2012

by margo fontaine Tonight I saw the world premiere of a new musical based on the movie Giant.  I have many things to say about it (gorgeous to look at, too long, musically lush, and so on) but most of those things have nothing to do with the subject matter of this blog. Why I […]

Empire State

February 1, 2012

by kiki Want to talk about motivation?  How about New York City in 3 weeks and 2 days? I just booked a flight, bitches. I haven’t been back since 2008, all skinny and pre-baby belly.  Shit’s about to get real serious up in here.


January 29, 2012

Did you hear who was hospitalized for doing whip-its the other night? What the fuck, Demi?  Is life so hard?  It is so stressful being so fucking rich?  Can you not buy another boyfriend?  How exactly did you think life was going to go when you married that 17 year old? Also, what kind of […]


July 14, 2010

by margo fontaine Did cellulite exist in the 40’s? I mean, I know that’s a ridiculous question, but doesn’t it seem like there’s just a lot more of it now than, say, 50 or 60 or 200 years ago?  Is it just that we show more skin now?  Or is it that we’re a disgusting […]

Skinny Thighs

July 12, 2010

by margo fontaine This is Sylvie Guillem, a french ballet dancer with amazing legs. She can also do some pretty amazing things with those amazing legs.

Enjoying your weekend?

July 3, 2010