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Archive for the ‘deep thoughts’ Category

Mindful Eating

October 7, 2010

I got this from Kat Eden, who got it from Sarah Wilson, and I think it’s terrific. (for the real thing, go here.) WHY YOU SHOULD FORGET CALORIE COUNTING AND PORTION CONTROL By Kat | October 8, 2010 Read time: 3-4 minutes Allow me to introduce Aussie journalist and blogger Sarah Wilson for today’s guest […]

I don’t want to quit…

July 25, 2010

by margo fontaine …but I don’t think I can do this by myself. So, now what?

“Noggin” is a real thing.

July 15, 2010

by margo fontaine And it’s interesting!  Check it:


July 14, 2010

by margo fontaine Did cellulite exist in the 40’s? I mean, I know that’s a ridiculous question, but doesn’t it seem like there’s just a lot more of it now than, say, 50 or 60 or 200 years ago?  Is it just that we show more skin now?  Or is it that we’re a disgusting […]

Some fucked up shit

July 6, 2010

by kiki dogwood Yesterday I was vegging out during the baby’s nap and watching an Mtv “True Life” about super hot gay guys who fly across the country to fuck morbidly obese gay guys in their big fat poopers.  What the fuck is going on here?  In gay life and in straight life there are […]

Miss Mathilda

June 30, 2010

by kiki dogwood Yesterday I was looking at some art house/haute couture photos of Tilda Swinton and was surprised to read that not only does she have a husband and twin children, but she also has another lover.  And her husband is cool with that.  What the fuck? Is she a wife to both of […]

Fuck you starting over!

June 15, 2010

kiks You lying sack of shit!  Oh.  I got carried away after reading Mindy’s comments, combined with the Target Wine Cube White Sangria.

What pisses me off

June 13, 2010

by kiki dogwood You want to know what pisses me off?  Kate Dillon telling the reporter writing a story about her pregnancy that she is a size 10 pisses me off.  Kate, my ass, at its finest, is a size 10.  Right now it is a 12.  You could not even wear my pregnancy jeans.  […]

I had a dream

June 11, 2010

That I weighed 199 pounds.  I’d taken a week off, ate lemon cake everyday and drank white sangria, kind of exactly what I’ve been doing in real life, and when I got on the scale it said 199 pounds.  I didn’t even weigh that much when I was 10 months pregnant so it was a […]


June 9, 2010

by margo fontaine Christina Hendricks.  Go.