SkinnyThighs
Get to work, bitch. (probably NSFW.)

Archive for the ‘future celebration’ Category

New Inspiration

June 2, 2010

by margo fontaine Okay, people.  I know that it’s been a bit sparse around here lately, what with Kiki moving to the only place on earth that doesn’t have immediate access to the interwebs, and me giving in to the evil mind games of my place of employment, compounded by those played by my nemesis […]

Bikinis Part II

April 26, 2010

by kiki dogwood Newsflash:  One of us is buying this bikini. It is the cutest, most flattering swimsuit I’ve seen in a long time.  It is perfect for either one of us. Check out the twist detail: and the perfect amount of coverage for women with flabby butts: I tried one on in a size […]

Let’s ponder

April 21, 2010

whether or not I should buy this.  Those are my colors, right?  Yes, it’s only April and yes, I’m still fat.  However, I will not be fat in another month, but in another month the swimsuits will be picked through and I’ll be reduced to buying something online without being able to try it on […]

Two months

April 2, 2010

by margo fontaine Are you ready, Kiki? I’m not.  I’ve lost some weight and I feel good about my clown pants, but I am still as lumpy as ever.  And pale.  And gross. And there is no way there will ever be that much space between my thighs.

Hey, Kiki?

March 4, 2010

by margo fontaine When are we going bikini shopping?

Yes.

February 15, 2010

by kiki dogwood For when we celebrate our skinny thighs:  champagne-ish stuff in a can.  Pool safe!