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my crockpot is my new best friend

January 29, 2012

by margo fontaine I made this today and it is freaking delicious: Like, seriously ridiculously delicious.  I kind of want to eat nothing else ever again. I substituted mushrooms for onions (because I hate onions) – and maybe it’s weird, but I kind of can’t wait to wake up in the morning so I […]

Mindful Eating

October 7, 2010

I got this from Kat Eden, who got it from Sarah Wilson, and I think it’s terrific. (for the real thing, go here.) WHY YOU SHOULD FORGET CALORIE COUNTING AND PORTION CONTROL By Kat | October 8, 2010 Read time: 3-4 minutes Allow me to introduce Aussie journalist and blogger Sarah Wilson for today’s guest […]

New shoes

July 1, 2010

by kiki dogwood What do we think about these?  People are saying they’re the answer to your problems.  I don’t own any.  But I’m thinking about it.

Your new assignment.

June 23, 2010

kiki: write a letter to 145.  GO. xo, margs

Bethenny Comes Correct

June 18, 2010

by margo fontaine Guess what’s in my hand right now. 100% blue agave tequila.  Real lime juice.  Triple sec.  Sweetened with agave nectar.  All natural.  100 calories for a 4 ounce serving. And it is DELICIOUS.  Definitely on the sweet side, but much crisper and cleaner tasting than most other ready-to-drink cocktails.  Very fresh.  Plus, […]

Suck on it, Nemesis.

June 7, 2010

by margo fontaine Okay, you guys.  You know about the hate/HATE relationship I have with my nemesis Cellulite. I HATE YOU, CELLULITE. Do you also know that (other than our own Kiki Dogwood) I’m the biggest skeptic ever?  Forreals.  Well, I have to say a big thank you to our own Kiki Dogwood for telling […]

New Inspiration

June 2, 2010

by margo fontaine Okay, people.  I know that it’s been a bit sparse around here lately, what with Kiki moving to the only place on earth that doesn’t have immediate access to the interwebs, and me giving in to the evil mind games of my place of employment, compounded by those played by my nemesis […]

I just read this:

April 22, 2010

Irony of ironies — you actually can smooth out bumpy thighs with food. “Cellulite is at least partially genetic, so you can’t completely eradicate it, but ingesting foods that strengthen blood vessels, collagen and elastin fibers has been shown to improve the appearance of cellulite, says dermatologist Dr. Howard Murad, author of “The Cellulite Solution.” […]

Let’s ponder

April 21, 2010

whether or not I should buy this.  Those are my colors, right?  Yes, it’s only April and yes, I’m still fat.  However, I will not be fat in another month, but in another month the swimsuits will be picked through and I’ll be reduced to buying something online without being able to try it on […]

I found an out

April 17, 2010

by kiki dogwood We show up to Bikini Challenge in cutoffs and t-shirts and tell the ladies this: