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Archive for the ‘lies’ Category

Pissed Off

February 12, 2012

by margo fontaine So.  I was just out walking my baby dog Coco Fontaine, and suddenly I started to get enraged about something I saw earlier today: This is a blog post talking about the “10 Most Fabulous ‘Real Size’ Celebrities.”  Are you ready for who is on the list? 1. Selma Hayek 2. […]

Friday fat check

March 12, 2010

by margo fontaine Seriously, you guys, I think my scale is broken.  This morning it told me that I weigh 134.8, which would be down 2.2 pounds from last week, when Scale managed to trick me into thinking that I lost 2.4 pounds the week before.  You know what I think?  I think that Scale […]

What a crock of shit*

February 8, 2010

by kiki dogwood Women who say that breast-feeding is the most magical weight-loss secret are full of it.  Either they are liars, or they are fat, or they are fat liars.  Don’t get me wrong, I love feeding my kid this way, far more than most women love it, I’ve heard.  Like, totally over-the-moon oxytocin […]