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Discuss.

February 13, 2012

When I found out that her concert in my town sold out in a few minutes to the motherfucking scalpers at stubhub I was furious.  I was quite pregnant and all I wanted to do for my birthday was see Adele. We discussed buying tickets at 300% the price from the scalpers but I’m vehemently […]

Miley Cyrus what?

June 28, 2010

by kiki dogwood Miley Cyrus does not deserve to have her name uttered by these lips. I’m finding that I don’t feel like talking about skinny thighs right now and would rather talk about other things, like old lady boobs.  Is that ok?

Off topic: Internet Dating

May 18, 2010

by kiki dogwood In my quest to find a husband for Margo, or, in the lingo of pet rescue sites I’ve been visiting lately, a Forever Man, I created a match.com profile on her behalf to search for men who have publicly declared their availability.  When I told my husband about some of the handsome […]