Get to work, bitch. (probably NSFW.)

Archive for the ‘pep talk’ Category


April 20, 2010

by kiki dogwood Don’t forget about us while you’re gone. Advertisements


April 13, 2010

by margo fontaine

Kiki gets schooled

April 8, 2010

by margo fontaine Kiki got a good old fashioned Kat Eden Butt Kicking today.  Which is great news for the rest of us. Click here to read about it… and keep eating meat for breakfast.  Don’t make me tell you again.

Oink, indeed.

March 30, 2010

by margo fontaine I needed a little more. This day can fucking suck it.  But it ended pretty great.  And I’m really glad to have a Kiki on my team.  That’s the best.


March 29, 2010

by kiki dogwood Hang in there, Margs.  Fuck the fucking scale, fuck the sobriety train, and especially fuck Buddy McJerk and I don’t mean in the good way.

Starting over. Again.

March 24, 2010

by margo fontaine 1.) I’m so glad you’re back because we have got some serious work to do if we’re going to steal our own bikini challenge away from YouKnowWho of the 5-week-post-preggers perfect booty shots.  WE OWN THIS BITCH. 2.) I fell off the wagon sort of, and I am feeling fat and icky.  […]

In honor of Kiki’s progress

March 19, 2010

by margo fontaine I’m so happy for you and the softness!  Hang in there, Wonder Woman.  The best (the breast?) is yet to come.

You know what?

March 16, 2010

by margo fontaine This has nothing to do with diet or exercise, but I would just like to say that I feel like a million damn dollars right now.   You know what is as magical as meat for breakfast?  Being the one who is the boss of me, that’s what.   So you can […]

You are my sunshine.

March 10, 2010

by margo fontaine Hey, Kiki? Anything is possible and everything is going to be okay. It’s my new mantra.  It seems kind of cheesy sometimes, but if you say it enough, you start to feel like you just might believe it.  I promise.  Your boobs will feel better and I’ll stop waking up fat and […]

Tomorrow is another day…

March 9, 2010

by margo fontain (and scarlett o’hara) Obviously by “him,” she means her skinny thighs.