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Archive for the ‘swimsuit hunting’ Category

It’s in my purse

May 17, 2010

by margo fontaine Not the lady, obvs.  The suit. Advertisements

Okay, dammit.

April 27, 2010

by margo fontaine I really like this, but is it cheating? I also am in love with this, but am horrified at the skimpiness of the bottom: I REALLY like this one, which I think might be the same as the blue, but I can’t find a closer pic: And the stripes.  I am a […]

So that you don’t look naked

April 26, 2010

I knew you were going to say that about wearing pink!  I thought it when I tried it on and then wondered, “Does Margo’s skin get tan?” There is another great option for you at Tommy Bahama.  Also, Everything But Water might carry it.  Also, the swimsuits were OK at Nordstrom, but really Dillard’s had […]

Bikinis Part II

April 26, 2010

by kiki dogwood Newsflash:  One of us is buying this bikini. It is the cutest, most flattering swimsuit I’ve seen in a long time.  It is perfect for either one of us. Check out the twist detail: and the perfect amount of coverage for women with flabby butts: I tried one on in a size […]

I’m so stupid

April 26, 2010

by kiki dogwood You know how I wanted to try on that ABS bikini sold at Nordstrom?  I waited for Baby to wake from a nap and we drove straight to the mall by my house which does not have a Nordstrom.  Total idiot.  So we walked around and I tried on this Jantzen suit […]