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Archive for the ‘things skinny bitches do other than eat’ Category

New Rule #1

August 2, 2010

by margo fontaine Okay, super awesome readers.  Do you really think we can lose 10 lbs in 2 months, which is the New Challenge Proposed by Faith and Inspired by Vegas™?  Give us a due date, Faith! I’m not sure I’m on this train to be honest with you; 10 lbs in 2 months just […]

Did you hear the one about…

July 6, 2010

by margo fontaine …how eating like a wackadoo makes your bones hate you? Click here. (But really: click here.) Oh, Gwynnie. You can say it’s a vitamin deficiency all you want, and I hope the sunshine does your body good.  But do you think I’m stupid? Sunshine is good for you.  SO IS PROTEIN.  Eat […]

On your mark

May 11, 2010

by margo fontaine Dear 120, Today is the day I am coming after you.  You have been warned. Ready, get set, go. Kisses, Margo

Intervention

February 15, 2010

by kiki dogwood You know what you should do when you want to drink?  Watch that show Intervention.  What a fucking downer of a show that is.  There is no way you can enjoy a drink while watching some mom destroy her kids’ childhoods.  I’ve tried.

Eye on the Prize

January 29, 2010

by margo fontaine Many people are emotional eaters and I’ve been thinking lately about whether I might be one of them. After a lot of consideration, I have come to the realization that more than anything else, I eat when I’m bored. In theory, this seems easy enough to conquer—though there is a reason “theory” […]