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Pissed Off

February 12, 2012

by margo fontaine So.  I was just out walking my baby dog Coco Fontaine, and suddenly I started to get enraged about something I saw earlier today: This is a blog post talking about the “10 Most Fabulous ‘Real Size’ Celebrities.”  Are you ready for who is on the list? 1. Selma Hayek 2. […]

Okay, people.

January 29, 2012

by margo fontaine Remember that time I was going to make 120 my bitch? I now weigh 5 lbs more than when we started this blog, Kiki.  And I don’t have 2 adorable little kidlets to show for it. I’m disgusting and it is unacceptable. Also: I need these. Bikini Challenge 2012, anyone?

Alcohol and Fitness

August 12, 2010

by margo fontaine This guy’s pop-up bubbles are annoying, but it’s a helpful way of hearing the information. (Although, if it makes you want to drink without eating, DON’T.  That is really bad for your insulin levels.)

Okay, you guys

August 10, 2010

by margo fontaine I seriously suck at the New #1 Water Rule and I’m having a hard time locating my will power in order to commit to this most excellent reader challenge provided by Badass Faith. The first couple of days, I did great.  Even when my bladder started to protest because it did not […]

What I do while Kiki is drinking white sangria from a box*

June 27, 2010

by margo fontaine Here’s the insane fucking workout that I can’t believe I lived through in order to tell Kiki about and make her eyes cross. The circuit: 1) 5 aerobics step benches in a line.  Jump on and off them going forward down the line (think obstacle course style): first jumping sideways facing the […]

Found it

June 14, 2010

by kiki dogwood We can all exhale now that I found it.  I know it’s bad photography but I’m putting it here anyway.  Maybe this is before all of her Velashape cellulite removal (even though the interweb is crawling with complaints over what bs it is) but I find it hard to believe she looks […]

What pisses me off

June 13, 2010

by kiki dogwood You want to know what pisses me off?  Kate Dillon telling the reporter writing a story about her pregnancy that she is a size 10 pisses me off.  Kate, my ass, at its finest, is a size 10.  Right now it is a 12.  You could not even wear my pregnancy jeans.  […]

Friday fat check

June 4, 2010

by margo fontaine 131.6 lbs 24.4% fat I’m quite sure my scale is back on it’s lying habit, though, because I have been around 133+ all week, and my fucking muffin top is back.

I don’t care anymore

May 26, 2010

I keep telling myself it’s a phase and it will pass, but it has been 5 days and it’s not passing. I don’t care anymore.  I don’t care if I’m fat.  I don’t care if I look like ass in a bikini.  I don’t care if I’m publically humiliated on Kiki’s birthday.  I don’t care […]

This just in:

May 16, 2010

by margo fontaine Cranwater is a poor substitute for Cabernet Sauvignon.