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What’s New?

March 27, 2012

– margo Not much.  I’m in a new play.  In it, here are some of the things that are said about my character: “Some fellows marry a girl when she’s little an’ tiny.  Then, when the girl gets comfortably settled down, what does she do?  Puts on flesh, of course!  When I fell in love […]

Friday fat check

August 13, 2010

by margo fontaine 132.4 lbs. 24.7% fat. I’m thinking of changing the name of this blog to ThunderThighs.

Friday FAT check: Holy Mother of God edition

July 30, 2010

by margo fontaine 133.8 lbs. 24.8% fat* (* I weighed myself 4 times this morning within the span of 5 minutes and got 4 different numbers, ranging from 132.6 to 135.4.  ONE THIRTY FIVE POINT FOUR.  That would be almost 5 pounds in two weeks, so I just can’t believe it’s true.  I blame PMS, […]

Friday fat check

July 16, 2010

by margo fontaine 131.4 lbs 24.4% body fat super dehydrated My exercise class is going to be over in 2 weeks and another won’t start until fall… so I need to get my act together.  I also need to take another vacation from booze and I don’t wanna.


July 4, 2010

by margo fontaine I just made a special trip to the grocery store at 9pm and returned with 3 different kinds of cookies: Bauducco Cholocate Wafers Kashi TLC Oatmeal Dark Chocolate Soft-Baked Cookies Newman’s Own Espresso Chocolate Chip Cookies AND a Green & Blacks Organic Cherry Dark Chocolate bar, 2 Gnu Flavor & Fiber bars, […]

Friday fat check: Why do I keep doing this when Kiki doesn’t do it anymore? edition

July 2, 2010

by margo fontaine 131.6 lbs 24.4% fat I’m up a pound (probably more, actually, I can’t remember), and I’m sure it’s because I’ve been super stressed and dehydrated and skipping workouts and eating/drinking after 8pm.  And drinking period.  And I don’t mean water. But it seriously feels like I’ve gained about 7 pounds this week […]

I can’t.

June 10, 2010

My hands are full of lemon cake. -kiks

Friday fat check

June 4, 2010

by margo fontaine 131.6 lbs 24.4% fat I’m quite sure my scale is back on it’s lying habit, though, because I have been around 133+ all week, and my fucking muffin top is back.

Wednesday weigh in

June 2, 2010

by margo for kiks 158.2 lbs 24.8% body fat Kiki says she’s going to look like this on Saturday for Bikini Challenge: But, you know what Kiki?  You may not wear panty hose.  That’s cheating.

Ah, shit.

May 9, 2010

by kiki fatass The train went off the tracks today at dinner.  Margarita, crackers (the buttery kind that sit on your table), a crust of bread, some sauteed crab claws (they were tiny!), dirty rice, greek salad and mahi mahi.  In lemon butter.  Yes.  I did eat all of that.  Fuck.  Nothing but cranwater and […]