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Posts Tagged ‘badass

Smokey

February 5, 2012

by margo fontaine Tonight I saw the world premiere of a new musical based on the movie Giant.  I have many things to say about it (gorgeous to look at, too long, musically lush, and so on) but most of those things have nothing to do with the subject matter of this blog. Why I […]

In honor of Kiki’s progress

March 19, 2010

by margo fontaine I’m so happy for you and the softness!  Hang in there, Wonder Woman.  The best (the breast?) is yet to come.

You know what?

March 16, 2010

by margo fontaine This has nothing to do with diet or exercise, but I would just like to say that I feel like a million damn dollars right now.   You know what is as magical as meat for breakfast?  Being the one who is the boss of me, that’s what.   So you can […]

Friday Fat Check

March 5, 2010

by margo fontaine ONE THIRTY SEVEN, BITCHES!!! That’s down 2.4 from last week and I think my scale might be broken because that can’t be right, can it? I mean, I’m not a dude. I’m going to go ahead and take it, though, and accredit it to two things. Well, three things: 1.) Meat for […]

A new friend

February 27, 2010

by margo fontaine Hey, Nike and Athena.  Remember when I said I was going to start introducing you around?  Well, today’s the day, ladies.  I’d like you to meet Gisele.  She’s your upstairs neighbor, and she’s been dying to get to know you better, but she just moved here and is kind of shy around […]

Meet the Ladies

January 26, 2010

by margo fontaine Their names are Nike and Athena, and they are my super thin, sexy, fantastic, Charlize Theron rivaling legs. I’ve been keeping them undercover for way too long, and they’re starting to get pissy about it. So I’m going to make up for that now with daily pep talks and taking them on […]

The zone

January 25, 2010

by kiki dogwood Are you in the zone?  You have to decide:  what do I want more?  This cookie, or skinny thighs?  This alcoholic drink when I’m not even hanging out with anyone?  Or skinny thighs?  A loaf of bread?  A sausage McMuffin, alone in my car when no one is watching?  This pint of […]