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Posts Tagged ‘bikini challenge

Looking for me?

February 11, 2012

Oh, hi, Blogoshpere.  Were you looking for me: Molly Sims?  Well, here I am. I just dropped by to tell these bitches that June is closer than you think. Ta, Molls Advertisements

Two months

April 2, 2010

by margo fontaine Are you ready, Kiki? I’m not.  I’ve lost some weight and I feel good about my clown pants, but I am still as lumpy as ever.  And pale.  And gross. And there is no way there will ever be that much space between my thighs.

Starting over. Again.

March 24, 2010

by margo fontaine 1.) I’m so glad you’re back because we have got some serious work to do if we’re going to steal our own bikini challenge away from YouKnowWho of the 5-week-post-preggers perfect booty shots.  WE OWN THIS BITCH. 2.) I fell off the wagon sort of, and I am feeling fat and icky.  […]

Hey, Kiki?

March 4, 2010

by margo fontaine When are we going bikini shopping?

Don’t fret, Kiki!

March 2, 2010

by margo fontaine All will be well! This will be us on June 5th: Only we will be so much hotter than this little peanut, and the buff dreamy life guards at that famous local pool will be falling over each other to bring us towels and pop the tops of our Sofia Blanc de […]

Chin up, Margo!

February 26, 2010

by kiki dogwood Drink your water, lay off the caffeine, and for God’s sake that better have been a skinny margarita you had last night.  Why on Earth would you drink without me?  If you’re going to fail, come down here and I’ll either talk you out of it or we’ll fail together.  We have […]

Bikini Challenge 2010

February 15, 2010

by kiki dogwood Hey bitch!  You know that local pool not far from your place?  The famous one with all the cute lifeguards?  Meet me there on Saturday, June 5th at 2pm, in nothing but that bikini you bought last year and wore a whopping one time.  That’s 16 weeks from now– more than enough […]