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Posts Tagged ‘can’t lose weight with alcohol

Alcohol and Fitness

August 12, 2010

by margo fontaine This guy’s pop-up bubbles are annoying, but it’s a helpful way of hearing the information. (Although, if it makes you want to drink without eating, DON’T.  That is really bad for your insulin levels.) Advertisements

Okay, you guys

August 10, 2010

by margo fontaine I seriously suck at the New #1 Water Rule and I’m having a hard time locating my will power in order to commit to this most excellent reader challenge provided by Badass Faith. The first couple of days, I did great.  Even when my bladder started to protest because it did not […]

New Rule #1

August 2, 2010

by margo fontaine Okay, super awesome readers.  Do you really think we can lose 10 lbs in 2 months, which is the New Challenge Proposed by Faith and Inspired by Vegas™?  Give us a due date, Faith! I’m not sure I’m on this train to be honest with you; 10 lbs in 2 months just […]

Friday fat check

July 16, 2010

by margo fontaine 131.4 lbs 24.4% body fat super dehydrated My exercise class is going to be over in 2 weeks and another won’t start until fall… so I need to get my act together.  I also need to take another vacation from booze and I don’t wanna.

Friday fat check: Why do I keep doing this when Kiki doesn’t do it anymore? edition

July 2, 2010

by margo fontaine 131.6 lbs 24.4% fat I’m up a pound (probably more, actually, I can’t remember), and I’m sure it’s because I’ve been super stressed and dehydrated and skipping workouts and eating/drinking after 8pm.  And drinking period.  And I don’t mean water. But it seriously feels like I’ve gained about 7 pounds this week […]

This just in:

May 16, 2010

by margo fontaine Cranwater is a poor substitute for Cabernet Sauvignon.

Friday fat check

April 9, 2010

by margo fontaine More like day-after-margaritas-with-the-ladies-water-retention check.  I know.  What was I thinking doing that the day before a weigh-in?  I kept the rest of my calories in check that day, but forgot to up the water intake.  So, yeah, yeah.  Excuses, excuses. Today’s weight: 133.4 (Yesterday’s weight: 131.4) No margaritas this week.  I swear.

Choosing sucks.

March 28, 2010

by margo fontaine But I’m choosing this over cocktails.  It had frigging better choose me back.

Friday fat check

March 26, 2010

by margo fontaine 135.4 lbs.  I don’t want to talk about it. Okay, fine, I’ll talk about it.  There is no way I consumed 7500 extra calories last week, so I’m pretty sure I did not actually gain 2.4 lbs of fat. Which can only mean one thing.  I’m back on the Booze-Free Express.  Are […]


February 15, 2010

by kiki dogwood You know what you should do when you want to drink?  Watch that show Intervention.  What a fucking downer of a show that is.  There is no way you can enjoy a drink while watching some mom destroy her kids’ childhoods.  I’ve tried.