Get to work, bitch. (probably NSFW.)

Posts Tagged ‘carrie underwood thighs

Okay, people.

January 29, 2012

by margo fontaine Remember that time I was going to make 120 my bitch? I now weigh 5 lbs more than when we started this blog, Kiki.  And I don’t have 2 adorable little kidlets to show for it. I’m disgusting and it is unacceptable. Also: I need these. Bikini Challenge 2012, anyone? Advertisements

Bikini Challenge 2010

February 15, 2010

by kiki dogwood Hey bitch!  You know that local pool not far from your place?  The famous one with all the cute lifeguards?  Meet me there on Saturday, June 5th at 2pm, in nothing but that bikini you bought last year and wore a whopping one time.  That’s 16 weeks from now– more than enough […]