Get to work, bitch. (probably NSFW.)

Posts Tagged ‘cellulite

Not funny.

March 6, 2010

by margo fontaine Hey, Kiki.  Remember that time I wrote Cellulite a hate letter and you asked me if I was talking about the less popular cousin, Arm Cellulite?  At first, I was kind of surprised that your mind would automatically go to that, seeing as how my mirror generally shows me nothing but hateful […]

Dear Cellulite:

February 18, 2010

by margo fontaine I HATE YOU MORE THAN EVER. Go away, please.


January 28, 2010

What I saw in the mirror today.

Are you crazy?

January 25, 2010

by kiki dogwood You just ate a cookie?  Tape it to the outside of your thighs, why don’t you?

Dear Cellulite:

January 25, 2010

by margo fontaine I HATE YOU. That is all.