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Posts Tagged ‘fight club

An open letter to some jerks who’d better watch their backs

March 21, 2010

by margo fontaine Dear Cellulite, Muffin Top, Saddle Bags, Varicose and Spider Veins, Back Fat, Sausage Arms, Water Weight, Double Chin, Cankles, Bat Wings, Pot Belly, Lard Ass, Blubber Butt, Baby Weight, Stretch Marks, Thunder Thighs (!), and all other known associates: I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU AND I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS. Yours […]

The zone

January 25, 2010

by kiki dogwood Are you in the zone?  You have to decide:  what do I want more?  This cookie, or skinny thighs?  This alcoholic drink when I’m not even hanging out with anyone?  Or skinny thighs?  A loaf of bread?  A sausage McMuffin, alone in my car when no one is watching?  This pint of […]

First Rule

January 24, 2010

by kiki dogwood The first rule of SkinnyThighs is that there is no SkinnyThighs.