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Posts Tagged ‘helen mirren

Miley Cyrus what?

June 28, 2010

by kiki dogwood Miley Cyrus does not deserve to have her name uttered by these lips. I’m finding that I don’t feel like talking about skinny thighs right now and would rather talk about other things, like old lady boobs.  Is that ok? Advertisements

Dame it!

February 7, 2010

by margo fontaine Okay, so I realize the Helen-Mirren-in-her-bikini business is old news by now, but COME ON, PEOPLE!  This shit is ridiculous. She’s over sixty (this pic taken at 63) and looks way better in a bikini than I ever have.  Or will, I suspect.  Unless I get my friggin’ act together and lay […]