Get to work, bitch. (probably NSFW.)

Posts Tagged ‘jessica alba

Don’t forget me

May 21, 2010

by margo fontaine HELLO. 85% Advertisements

New found motivation

April 16, 2010

Hi Margo, it’s me, Jessica.  I heard you’re thinking about giving up on the weight loss gig and accept your fat, lumpy thighs as they are.  What the fuck is the problem, chica?  Don’t you have to be nearly naked in public in 7 short weeks?  Do you know what I do when I have […]

One day I WILL look like this.

April 12, 2010

by margo fontaine I just had to post something up here to get your gross porn butt shot away from my first line of vision. You’re welcome.