Get to work, bitch. (probably NSFW.)

Posts Tagged ‘jessica biel


June 14, 2010

by margo fontaine Come on, Kiki.  Show me your dream legs. You’ve seen mine: Advertisements

Do Over

June 14, 2010

by margo fontaine Okay, so it’s not really a do over.  But I am starting again.  Again. Here are the starting stats (which are far better than they deserve to be): 131 lbs. 24.2% body fat (which I think is a lie, since I’ve been on the upper end of 24% for 2 weeks) I […]

Listen up, 120:

April 18, 2010

by margo fontaine SUBMIT OR DIE. You can fight if you want to, but YOU. WILL. LOSE.  I own you.  I own your whole family.  You can tell your sister 115 to wipe that smug smile off her bitch face, because she’s next on my list and she should be very afraid. Do I look […]

Guestblogger: Jessica Biel

February 12, 2010

Hey, what’s up. I heard that maybe you were looking for some inspiration or whatever, so I thought I’d stop by to let you look at me. I mean, I’m pretty busy, but I like to help people out. You may have heard that I recently climbed Mount Kilimanjaro to bring attention to the fact […]