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Posts Tagged ‘mojo

Time out

August 22, 2010

OK. I did not post a Friday Fat Check because I suddenly found myself to be entangled in a sneaky hate spiral (do yourself a favor, readers, and click on that glorious link).  I’m not entirely sure how to get out of it when Scale is being such a fantastic asshole and not doing his […]

Friday fat check

March 26, 2010

by margo fontaine 135.4 lbs.  I don’t want to talk about it. Okay, fine, I’ll talk about it.  There is no way I consumed 7500 extra calories last week, so I’m pretty sure I did not actually gain 2.4 lbs of fat. Which can only mean one thing.  I’m back on the Booze-Free Express.  Are […]

Guestblogger: Samuel L. Jackson

March 25, 2010

Ladies, listen up. I woke up this morning and my mojodar was going cuh-razy.  I don’t like it. And I can’t have it. I mean, dig it: as the official Earth Chapter Delegate for Universal BadAssMotherFuckertude, it’s my job to keep the moxie balance on this planet.  I mean, it’s my JOB, okay?  You don’t […]