Get to work, bitch. (probably NSFW.)

Posts Tagged ‘muffin top

An open letter to some jerks who’d better watch their backs

March 21, 2010

by margo fontaine Dear Cellulite, Muffin Top, Saddle Bags, Varicose and Spider Veins, Back Fat, Sausage Arms, Water Weight, Double Chin, Cankles, Bat Wings, Pot Belly, Lard Ass, Blubber Butt, Baby Weight, Stretch Marks, Thunder Thighs (!), and all other known associates: I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU AND I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS. Yours […]

Muffin top

January 27, 2010

by kiki dogwood Dramatic reenactment of me in my pre-pregnancy jeans yesterday.