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Posts Tagged ‘perfect butt

This is it.

March 31, 2010

by margo fontaine This right here.  This is the body I want.  I know I can’t see most of it, but come on, people.  Look at it. I’m not 5’11” and I never will be, so there’s not chance I’ll ever have the ACTUAL body I want.  I’m learning to accept it.  But this.  I […]

Choosing sucks.

March 28, 2010

by margo fontaine But I’m choosing this over cocktails.  It had frigging better choose me back.

How’s this for a goal?

March 5, 2010

by margo fontaine I finally put my goal weight out there today, so I figure that while I’m at it I’ll go ahead and spill the beans about my latest goal.  Namely: to be thin (and fit) enough for my back dimples to show.  You know what I’m talking about. I’d never heard the term […]

Hey, Kiki?

March 4, 2010

by margo fontaine When are we going bikini shopping?

A new friend

February 27, 2010

by margo fontaine Hey, Nike and Athena.  Remember when I said I was going to start introducing you around?  Well, today’s the day, ladies.  I’d like you to meet Gisele.  She’s your upstairs neighbor, and she’s been dying to get to know you better, but she just moved here and is kind of shy around […]

Speaking of the perfect butt…

February 21, 2010

by margo fontaine This is Alessandra Ambrosio, another gorgeous Brazilian member of the Victoria’s Secret family. I’m sorry, maybe you didn’t hear me: Yeah. How does she have this butt?  Well, aside from being 9 feet tall, having that South American Carnivale blood pumping through her veins, and being paid handsomely to look like this, […]

Some Friday thigh love

February 19, 2010

by kiki dogwwood I love that she once wrote an article about how she accidentally got too skinny when she stopped playing tennis.  Oopsie. It is my greatest wish to have a butt so small that I can wear teensy panties and when they ride up they don’t even give me a wedgie.