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Posts Tagged ‘samuel l. jackson

Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson, Guestblogger Extraordinaire

February 21, 2012

Whatup, my divas. Listen. Ladies, ladies, ladies.  Haven’t we  been all over this before? Look.  I told you that I’m busy.  I got some badass motherfuckin’ shit to take care of.  It’s just the nature of being me.  Somebody has got to dole out the motherfucking mojo on this planet, right?  You’re welcome. But you […]

Guestblogger: Samuel L. Jackson

March 25, 2010

Ladies, listen up. I woke up this morning and my mojodar was going cuh-razy.  I don’t like it. And I can’t have it. I mean, dig it: as the official Earth Chapter Delegate for Universal BadAssMotherFuckertude, it’s my job to keep the moxie balance on this planet.  I mean, it’s my JOB, okay?  You don’t […]