Get to work, bitch. (probably NSFW.)

Posts Tagged ‘things margo hates

Suck on it, Nemesis.

June 7, 2010

by margo fontaine Okay, you guys.  You know about the hate/HATE relationship I have with my nemesis Cellulite. I HATE YOU, CELLULITE. Do you also know that (other than our own Kiki Dogwood) I’m the biggest skeptic ever?  Forreals.  Well, I have to say a big thank you to our own Kiki Dogwood for telling […]

I will cut you, Kiki

April 29, 2010

by margo fontaine The most amazing fantastically BEST part of that time I saw Sarah Palin was that I was wearing this: She signed it for me and everything!  Probably because she couldn’t read it.  Kiki gets to be buried in it tomorrow, after I murder her for spreading vicious lies about me around the […]

Just to clarify

April 22, 2010

by kiki dogwood Margo’s Top 5 nemesis (es?) 1.  Cellulite, all kinds 2.  That bitch on the Brazilian Butt Lift Video 3.  Tomato 4.  Glen Beck 5.  Jumpsuits I had to make up that one about jumpsuits but I’m probably right.