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The reason I’m not counting any more calories today:

by margo fontaine

I HATE MY LIFE.

I hate my life.

3 Responses to “The reason I’m not counting any more calories today:”

  1. damn! 😦

  2. Noooooooooo! Did you bust it on Buddy McJerk’s muscly pecs like I did to my boyfriend that time I found the sexy text messages?

    -k

  3. OMG, KIKS, I can’t believe I forgot about that!! That just made me laugh so hard I almost peed. Thank you for that.

    And no, sadly, it was far less dramatic than that. But after dealing with Apple about it, I’m thinking of driving to Apple Headquarters and busting it on Steve Jobs’s face.

    Anyway, thanks for the words, ladies. I’m kind of over it, except for how I let it totally get the better of my willpower and wreck my diet today and will be regretting a lot of things come tomorrow’s weigh-in.

    BUT! I just 5 minutes ago had a knock on my door and Mr. UPS delivered my Brazil Butt Lift set!! So, tomorrow I’m back to business. And Steve Jobs can choke on it.

    -m


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